So I'm putzing along highway 55, on my way home with a bag of nutricious McDonald's for the children's supper. I was waiting to turn left, and the semi coming the other way slowed waaaaaaay down to, I thought, accomodate me. I had plenty of time to make my turn, so I gave him the friendly Minnesota Wave as I turned left. To which he flipped me the bird with both hands. Both! I was so startled I nearly ran into a storefront.
So, to the male and obviously impotent truck driver driving the dark blue semi on Hwy. 55 at about 5:30 p.m. in Hastings, MN, on May 4, fuck me? Fuck YOU. Also, get laid or something. You clearly have issues. Also? I made more money last month than you'll make no matter how many people you flip off. So phhhbbbbtttt.